By Nurse Mark
Regular readers know that we here at The Wellness Club spend much of each day immersed in medical research – indeed, most of our readers know that you need to get up pretty early in the morning to find some tidbit of medical information that Dr. Myatt or I have not already heard of.
Most people don’t know however that we are also interested in the Fine Arts and enjoy occasional research into the history of the arts.
For example after considerable research, we have discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.
Among them were:
His dizzy aunt… Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes… Gotta Gogh
The constipated uncle… Cant Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store… Stopn Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia… U Gogh
The cousin from Illinois… Chica Gogh
His magician uncle… Wherediddit Gogh
His Mexican cousin… Amee Gogh
The Mexican cousin’s American half brother… Grin Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt… Tan Gogh
A sister who loved disco… Go Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach… Wellsfar Gogh
The bird lover uncle… Flamin Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst… E. Gogh
The fruit loving cousin… Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking… Wayto Gogh
The little bouncy nephew… Poe Gogh
The hairdresser… Washan Gogh
The marathon runner… Readysteady Gogh
OK, OK… I’ll stop it!
You did know that I am a fan of “the lowest form of humor,” the pun, right?
I guess I’d better Gogh now!
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