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Halloween Funnies For Kids Of All Ages

Written by Wellness Club on October 31, 2013 – 4:22 pm -

This was Sent to us by subscriber Peg from Washington:

Here are some fun Halloween quiz questions – lucky 13 of them – try your luck first, the answers are below.

Have fun with the kids and grandkids with these!

Questions:

1. Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
2. What do you call a skeleton who won’t work?
3. What did the skeleton say before eating?
4. What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
5. Why can’t skeletons play music in church?
6. How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
7. What happened to the sailors who sank in the river full of piranha?
8. Why did the skeleton stay out in the snow all night?
9. Why did the skeleton stay late at school?
10. How do skeletons get their mail?
11. What kind of plate does a skeleton eat off of?
12. Why do skeletons hate winter? (Peg says “are they snowbirds?”)
13. Why are skeletons so calm?

Answers:

1. No body
2. Lazy bones
3. Bon Appetite
4. Trombone
5. They have no organs
6. Could feel it in his bones
7. They came back as a skeleton crew
8. He was a numbskull
9. He was boning up for his exams
10. Boney express
11. Bone china
12. The wind goes right through them
13. Nothing gets under their skin

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