This was Sent to us by subscriber Peg from Washington:
Here are some fun Halloween quiz questions – lucky 13 of them – try your luck first, the answers are below.
Have fun with the kids and grandkids with these!
- Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
- What do you call a skeleton who won’t work?
- What did the skeleton say before eating?
- What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
- Why can’t skeletons play music in church?
- How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
- What happened to the sailors who sank in the river full of piranha?
- Why did the skeleton stay out in the snow all night?
- Why did the skeleton stay late at school?
- How do skeletons get their mail?
- What kind of plate does a skeleton eat off of?
- Why do skeletons hate winter? (Peg says “are they snowbirds?”)
- Why are skeletons so calm?
- No body
- Lazy bones
- Bon Appetite
- They have no organs
- Could feel it in his bones
- They came back as a skeleton crew
- He was a numbskull
- He was boning up for his exams
- Boney express
- Bone china
- The wind goes right through them
- Nothing gets under their skin
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