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Some Thoughts On Aging
Written by Wellness Club on March 15, 2013 – 1:27 pm -A few random thoughts on aging: Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. Some people try to turn back their odometers.Not me, I want people to know “why” I […]
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"I Was Drugged By My Parents!"
Written by Wellness Club on March 4, 2013 – 1:30 pm -The following letter was sent to us by one of our readers, and we decided to share it with you as well. The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical […]
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The Career Choice
Written by Wellness Club on January 23, 2013 – 5:50 pm -The sturdy, practical country preacher had a teenage son, and he felt it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men his age, the boy didn’t really know what he wanted to do, and he didn’t seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy […]
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Pig Flu – This Year’s Pandemic?
Written by Wellness Club on August 6, 2012 – 11:37 am -By Nurse Mark and The Wellness Club Research Team Briefly, this past weekend, it looked as though it was “that time of the year again” when the Centers for Disease Control (the CDC) kicks off it’s annual propaganda advertising “public awareness” campaign on behalf of Big Pharma to promote this year’s influenza vaccines. They […]
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Paraprosdokians
Written by Wellness Club on June 4, 2012 – 5:37 pm -Sent to us recently by a reader, we thought you might enjoy these: PARAPROSDOKIANS… are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. (Winston Churchill loved them) 1. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it. 2. The last thing I […]
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