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Why City Folk shouldn’t move to the Country

Written by Wellness Club on April 2, 2009 – 4:53 am -

Many of you know that Dr. Myatt and Nurse Mark enjoy their life "in the country" – clean air, clean water, no sirens wailing or helicopters with spotlights hovering overhead, no crackle of gunfire, just the distant (and sometimes not-so-distant) sounds of coyotes howling… plenty of room for dogs and cats and chickens and goats… a garden, and a leaky old tractor… ahh… but I’m getting off-course…

A good friend recently sent us this, knowing we would get a chuckle from it, even though we are not in a part of the country that is "blessed" with ‘possums…

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: To prove to the opossum that it could be done.

Dr. Myatt says:

I received this picture from a friend, titled "Why city folk shouldn’t move to the country."

Before we assume that it’s a hoax, let me tell you that my parents received a phone call late one evening from a panicked elderly neighbor. Seems the "biggest rat she’d ever seen" was in her garage. Not.

Here ’tis…

Know Why City Folk shouldn’t move to the Country?
Why City Folk shouldnt move to the Country
(actual poster)

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