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Help – I Have A Paraprosdokian!
Written by Wellness Club on February 24, 2011 – 12:39 pm -A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect. Here is a ‘Baker’s Dozen’ of these little turns-of-phrase […]
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A Prayer For 2011
Written by Wellness Club on January 17, 2011 – 1:38 pm -From one of our patients… Dear God: My prayer for 2011 is for a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don’t mix these up like you did last year. AMEN!!!
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Dr. Myatt Said This Funny Was Too Racy…
Written by Wellness Club on October 5, 2010 – 1:25 pm -Dr. Myatt Said This Funny Was Too Racy… You decide By Nurse Mark This story was sent to us by a friend recently – Dr. Myatt and I thought it was both cute and funny so I said “Let’s put it in the next HealthBeat!” Dr. Myatt disagreed, saying that some of […]
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A Glimpse At A Senior Wedding
Written by Wellness Club on September 15, 2010 – 4:49 pm -The following is a cute little story, and also a sad reflection of what many seniors seem to expect and accept as a normal part of ageing. You can be sure that the couple in this story do not represent the average Wellness Club member or patient of Dr. Myatt! Folks, as far as we […]
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Brown Cows and Engine troubles
Written by Wellness Club on July 28, 2010 – 6:34 pm -A pilot had engine trouble and made a forced landing in a field. As he walked around the plane to check out the problem, he heard a voice behind him say, “You have a clogged fuel line.” Looking around, the pilot saw no one, except a cow. Startled out of his wits, he ran across […]
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