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Dr. Myatt Said This Funny Was Too Racy…

Written by Wellness Club on October 5, 2010 – 1:25 pm -

Dr. Myatt Said This Funny Was Too Racy…


You decide


By Nurse Mark


This story was sent to us by a friend recently – Dr. Myatt and I thought it was both cute and funny so I said “Let’s put it in the next HealthBeat!” Dr. Myatt disagreed, saying that some of our readers might be offended. I said “we’ll put it in and see how many nasty letters we get – surely our readers are big boys and girls and can handle a little risque humor…” Dr. Myatt said, reluctantly, “OK, but you do the apologizing if it offends anyone!”

Well, here it is – and I’ll apologize in advance if this offends anyone’s sensibilities.


A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of their sex life after death.

Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all.

After a long and happy life together, the husband was the first to die.

True to his word, he made the first contact: “Judy… Judy….”

“Is that you, George?”

“Yes, I’ve come back like we agreed.”

“That’s wonderful! What’s it like?”

“Well, I get up in the morning, and I have sex. I have breakfast and then it’s off to the golf course. I  have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you’d be proud Judy – lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then I pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it’s back to golf course again. Then it’s more sex until late at night. I catch some much-needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again”

“Oh, George…are you in Heaven?”

“No………..I’m a rabbit in Kansas.”

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