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Political Humor – The parable of the talking dog
Written by Wellness Club on October 2, 2008 – 1:54 pm -A young cowboy from Wyoming went off to college, but half way through the semester, he had foolishly squandered all his money. He called home: “Dad,” he said, “You won’t believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here in Laramie that will teach our dog, Ol’ Blue how to talk!” ‘That’s […]
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45 Lessons Of Life
Written by Wellness Club on September 4, 2008 – 4:39 pm -Sent to me by one of our HealthBeat News readers, these are reminders we should look at every day. This was written By Regina Brett of The Plain Dealer, Cleveland, Ohio. "To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is the most-requested column I’ve ever written. My odometer rolls […]
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A Little Fun At The Expense Of Our Bureaucrats
Written by Wellness Club on August 20, 2008 – 6:46 pm -A friend forwarded this on to me, thinking that I might enjoy it, since I am Canadian. While it is written about a Canadian rancher and a Canadian Provincial Government Inspector, it occurs to me that a story like this knows no nationality – it could happen anywhere that government officials find themselves becoming drunk […]
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A Small Collection Of Aphorisms
Written by Wellness Club on July 24, 2008 – 1:27 pm -APHORISM: A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE EXPRESSING A WISE, CLEVER OBSERVATION, A GENERAL TRUTH OR ADAGE … 1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. 2. Money will buy a fine dog but only kindness will make him wag his tail. 3. If you don’t have a sense of humor, you […]
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The Old Man And The Young Gunslinger – A Parable:
Written by Wellness Club on July 10, 2008 – 1:25 pm -Dr. Myatt (Dana) and her Dad have a special relationship. Dad is 90 (and still going strong), Dr. Myatt is 49 (ditto about the going strong). And they have great fun — and tease each other — about the "age thing." Dad calls Dana "The Pepsi Generation." She calls Dad "The Geritol Generation." The conversations […]
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