
Why City Folk shouldn’t move to the Country
Written by Wellness Club on April 2, 2009 – 4:53 am -Many of you know that Dr. Myatt and Nurse Mark enjoy their life "in the country" – clean air, clean water, no sirens wailing or helicopters with spotlights hovering overhead, no crackle of gunfire, just the distant (and sometimes not-so-distant) sounds of coyotes howling… plenty of room for dogs and cats and chickens and goats… a garden, and a leaky old tractor… ahh… but I’m getting off-course…
A good friend recently sent us this, knowing we would get a chuckle from it, even though we are not in a part of the country that is "blessed" with ‘possums…
Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: To prove to the opossum that it could be done.
Dr. Myatt says:
I received this picture from a friend, titled "Why city folk shouldn’t move to the country."
Before we assume that it’s a hoax, let me tell you that my parents received a phone call late one evening from a panicked elderly neighbor. Seems the "biggest rat she’d ever seen" was in her garage. Not.
Here ’tis…
Know Why City Folk shouldn’t move to the Country?
(actual poster)
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