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  • Nurse Marks Non-Aerobic Exercise Program

    We all know that physical exercise is good for us. Like you, I know that I should exercise daily, but my body sometimes objects, so I have worked out this program of strenuous activities that do not require physical exertion. You are invited to use my program without charge. Here are the exercises I have worked up:

    • Beating around the bush
    • Jumping to conclusions
    • Climbing the walls
    • Swallowing my pride
    • Passing the buck
    • Throwing my weight around
    • Dragging my heels
    • Pushing my luck
    • Making Mountains out of molehills
    • Hitting the nail on the head
    • Wading through paperwork
    • Bending over backwards
    • Jumping on the bandwagon
    • Balancing the books
    • Running around in circles
    • Eating crow
    • Tooting my own horn
    • Climbing the ladder of success
    • Pulling out the stops
    • Adding fuel to the fire
    • Opening a can of worms
    • Putting my foot in my mouth
    • Starting the ball rolling
    • Going over the edge


     

  • HealthBeat Education: Medical Terminology Definitions

    As you know, we at The Wellness Club are dedicated to educating and thereby empowering our HealthBeat readers. Knowing that medical terminology is difficult and confusing to many laypersons, we are pleased to present the following list of definitions of medical terms.

    Artery: The study of paintings.
    Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.
    Barium: What doctors do when patients die.
    Benign: What you be after you be eight.
    Cat scan: Searching for Kitty.
    Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.
    Cesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome.
    Colic: A sheep dog.
    Coma: A punctuation mark.
    D&C: Where Washington is.
    Dilate: To live long.
    Enema: Not a friend.
    Fester: Quicker than someone else.
    Fibula: A small lie.
    Genital: Non-Jewish person.
    G.I.Series: World Series of military baseball.
    Hangnail: What you hang your coat on.
    Impotent: Distinguished, well known.
    Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work.
    Medical Staff: A Doctor’s cane.
    Morbid: A higher offer than I bid.
    Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.
    Node: I knew it.
    Outpatient: A person who has fainted.
    Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.
    Post Operative: A letter carrier.
    Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery.
    Rectum: Darn near killed him.
    Secretion: Hiding something
    Seizure: Roman emperor.
    Tablet: A small table.
    Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport.
    Tumor: More than one.
    Urine: Opposite of you’re out
    Varicose: Near by / close by

  • Bisphenol A Back In The News – More Big Industry / FDA Hall Of Shame!

    We’ve answered questions about the safety of plastics and in particular about Bisphenol A (BPA), a chemical compound found in may forms of plastics. Our answer has always been, don’t use plastics to contain food or drink any more than is absolutely necessary, and most especially, NEVER heat food or drink in plastics – the risks are just too great.

    Now the word is out – major newspapers across the nation are reporting it, there is no-where for the plastics industry to hide or for the FDA to escape to: this report, though it is written in the most careful, gentle, non-alarmist language possible, shows that even large government research organizations are concerned about the effects of Bisphenol A.

    The National Toxicology Program, a part of the National Institute of Environmental Health Sciences, which is part of the National Institutes of Health, which in turn is part of the U.S. Department Of Health And Human Services (are you confused yet?) has released a report titled “DRAFT NTP BRIEF ON BISPHENOL A”   in which the research team ever-so gently concludes: “The NTP concurs with the conclusion of the CERHR Expert Panel on Bisphenol A that there is some concern for neural and behavioral effects in fetuses, infants, and children at current human exposures. The NTP also has some concern for bisphenol A exposure in these populations based on effects in the prostate gland, mammary gland, and an earlier age for puberty in females.”

    In other words, the stuff is poisonous.

    Will we see the FDA move to protect Americans from this toxic onslaught? Not likely – though Reuters news reports that some Democratic congressmen have asked the FDA to reconsider it’s position that Bisphenol A is safe for consumption by infants and children. Unfortunately, the plastics industry is a large and powerful influence in Washington, with close ties to the Pharmaceutical industry. There are immense profits at stake – far too valuable to let any concern for the safety of mere human infants and children interfere! Perhaps Canada does not have as highly developed a plastics industry – for the Canadian national newspaper The Globe And Mail is reporting that the Canadian Health Ministry is very close to declaring Bisphenol A a “dangerous substance” – a declaration which would be a first for any governmental regulatory agency anywhere, and which would strike a heavy blow to the plastics industry.

    This is another breaking news story that we will be watching carefully here at The Wellness Club

  • The Thomas Edison View Of The Future Of Medicine

    Christen wrote recently to compliment us and to share a favorite quotation:

    Dear Dr. Myatt,

    This quotation is very appropriate for your newsletter. I love your futuristic, natural approach! Keep up the excellent work!!!

    “The Doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will interest his patients in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease.”
    Thomas A. Edison

    Dr. Myatt replied:

    Hi Christen!

    Thanks.. this is one of my favorite quotes, too. I even use it in my private practice brochure! Ah, but with kind words like this, I’ll surely want to post your comment in the next HealthBeat newsletter!

    Thanks again,
    Dr. Myatt

  • The FDA – Big Pharma Hall Of Shame!

    Commentary By Nurse Mark

    It seems that not a week goes by without yet more reports of Big Pharma / FDA skull-duggery, obfuscation, evidence tampering, research suppression, intimidation, bribery, and outright lying.

    The latest reports come from the large and respected newspapers USA Today, The New York Times, and others. USA Today headlines: Investigators: Drugmakers withhold negative data. The New York Times headlines: Ghostwriters Used in Vioxx Studies, Article Says

    In this latest fiasco, documents that have come to light during the Vioxx lawsuits are revealing that not only did Merck and company know that their drug tripled the risk of death in certain patients, they “downplayed” that information and further that many articles supposedly written by legitimate medical scientists and researchers are actually written by the marketing departments of Big Pharma who are far more interested in sales than in medicine.

    The fuss is the result of two articles published in the Journal of the American Medical Association – JAMA – on Wednesday titled: Guest Authorship and Ghostwriting in Publications Related to Rofecoxib and Reporting Mortality Findings in Trials of Rofecoxib for Alzheimer Disease or Cognitive Impairment.

    For their part, Merck is strenuously denying any hanky-panky, calling forth all the indignant self-righteousness that their lawyers can muster.

    But wait – it gets even better!

    The USA Today news article goes on to quote the editor of one of America’s most prestigious, respected, and mainstream (read: normally friendly toward Big Pharma) medical journals as saying “This is just the tip of the iceberg. I’ve been sitting in this office for eight years, watching physicians and clinical researchers be used by pharmaceutical companies in ways that can end up with patients being hurt. Physicians have allowed it to happen and it’s time to stop.” JAMA Editor Cathrine D DeAngelis penned a scathing editorial discussing ‘The Adverse Effects Of Industry Influence” which makes a very good read…

    The FDA of course is playing it cool – they declined to comment except to say that they will “evaluate the issue” (read: “we’re gonna figure out how we can sweep this one under the rug for our buddies over at Merck”)

    The articles and documents are making it clear that the marketing department of the drug giant was writing many of the “scientific”, “medical” articles that sang the praises of Vioxx, and then found real doctors to put their names to the articles to give them an air of respectability. They then made sure that “unfavorable” studies never saw the light of day so they could not harm their precious profit figures.

    It is well worth visiting the links above to read these articles – when mainstream lay media, and mainstream medical journals begin to report this sort of obscene, deceptive, willful behavior on the part of Big Pharma in their quest for profit it is time sit up and take notice!

    Late Addition: Just as I was preparing to publish this I received the following email from a regular reader:

    “The sentence that makes my blood boil: “In some cases, Merck’s marketing department was involved in developing plans for manuscripts, the article said.”Unbelievable. What unmitigated gall. What utter callous disregard for human life.

    I watched a movie recently that examined this notion of a corporate personhood, and, based on the criteria in the DSM-IV, came up with the prognosis that if a corporation is indeed a person, it shows an utter lack of compassion for people, is purely interested in its own short-term self-interests, is easily distracted, and is completely incapable of self-reflection, guilt, or shame. If a corporation is a person, it is a psychopath.

    Why the executive officers of Merck aren’t currently in the dockets awaiting arraignment on multiple charges of murder by depraved indifference is beyond me.”

    We here at the Wellness Club will be following this with great interest!