Some Thoughts On Aging

Written by Wellness Club on March 15, 2013 – 1:27 pm -

A few random thoughts on aging:

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way.
I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.
When you feel dissatisfied and would like to return to the days of your youth, think of Algebra.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it’s such a nice change from being young.
Ah, being young is beautiful,
But being old is comfortable.
First you forget names, then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up your zipper.
It’s worse when you forget to pull it down.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft.
Today, it’s called golf