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Signs Of The Times
Written by Wellness Club on August 24, 2009 – 12:19 pm -When I saw this little list I was reminded of a popular song from 1970, by Five Man Electrical Band titled “Signs”… now I’ll spend the rest of the day with this catchy tune rolling around in my head!
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
- Sign on a scientist’s door: “Gone fission.”
- Sign in a taxidermist’s window: “We really know our stuff.”
- Sign in a podiatrist’s window: “Time wounds all heels.”
- Sign in a butcher’s window: “Let me meat your needs.”
- Sign on used car lot: “Second hand cars in first crash condition.”
- Sign on fence: “Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.”
- Sign in a car dealership office: “The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”
- Sign over a cannibal’s hut: “I never met a man I didn’t like.”
- Sign in a muffler shop: “No appointment necessary. We’ll hear you coming.”
Courtesy of AhaJokes.com
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