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Nurse Marks Non-Aerobic Exercise Program

Written by Wellness Club on April 30, 2008 – 1:04 pm -

We all know that physical exercise is good for us. Like you, I know that I should exercise daily, but my body sometimes objects, so I have worked out this program of strenuous activities that do not require physical exertion. You are invited to use my program without charge. Here are the exercises I have worked up:

  • Beating around the bush
  • Jumping to conclusions
  • Climbing the walls
  • Swallowing my pride
  • Passing the buck
  • Throwing my weight around
  • Dragging my heels
  • Pushing my luck
  • Making Mountains out of molehills
  • Hitting the nail on the head
  • Wading through paperwork
  • Bending over backwards
  • Jumping on the bandwagon
  • Balancing the books
  • Running around in circles
  • Eating crow
  • Tooting my own horn
  • Climbing the ladder of success
  • Pulling out the stops
  • Adding fuel to the fire
  • Opening a can of worms
  • Putting my foot in my mouth
  • Starting the ball rolling
  • Going over the edge


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