Dr. Myatt’s Top 10 Christmas Gift Thank You Suggestions

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Dr. Myatt’s Top 10 Christmas Gift Thank You Suggestions

Written by Wellness Club on December 24, 2008 – 1:09 pm -

Christmas is the season of giving – and receiving. Sometimes of receiving things that we perhaps might wish we had not received. “Oh, you shouldn’t have!” can only be said so often before it becomes tired sounding. Dr. Myatt has seen a few Christmases and heard a few good lines – here is a top 10 collection:

What To Say About The “Special” Christmas Gift

10. Hey! There’s a gift!
9. Well, well, well …
8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would’ve fit.
7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.
6. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires.
5. If the dog buries it, I’ll be furious!
4. I love it — but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.
2. To think — I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.
1. “I really don’t deserve this.”