Whether you are for it or against it, you must admit that ObamaCare or the Affordable Care Act has ignited a political firestorm in America with politicians on all sides of the issue vying to outdo each other in their foolishness and dramatics.
Such is the state of the political climate in our country today – with our elected “representatives” often forgetting the definition of that word and people of all political stripes forgetting that civilized “democracy” is not defined as “two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for dinner.”
With that in mind, we recently received this little look at how the various medical specialties are viewing ObamaCare:
The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama’s new health care package.
The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the Pediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!”
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would “put a whole new face on the matter”.
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the asses in Washington.
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