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Brown Cows and Engine troubles
Written by Wellness Club on July 28, 2010 – 6:34 pm -A pilot had engine trouble and made a forced landing in a field. As he walked around the plane to check out the problem, he heard a voice behind him say, “You have a clogged fuel line.” Looking around, the pilot saw no one, except a cow. Startled out of his wits, he ran across [...]
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Reasons For Being Late
Written by Wellness Club on May 19, 2010 – 1:30 pm -Reasons For Being Late By Nurse Mark With all our talk about memory and brain health this week I thought you might enjoy this little story that was sent to us by a reader: Charlie, a new retiree greeter at Wal-Mart, just could not get to work on time. Every day he was [...]
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Dr. Myatt And Nurse Mark – A Personal Glimpse
Written by Wellness Club on April 21, 2010 – 4:55 pm -What do Dr. Myatt and Nurse Mark do when they are not researching or writing or speaking or teaching or seeing patients? Well, recently they have decided to undergo the training required to obtain their Private Pilot Certificates. That’s right, we are learning how to fly airplanes! Why the heck would we want to do [...]
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The Economy Is So Bad That…
Written by Wellness Club on January 23, 2010 – 3:21 pm -We get plenty of email here at The Wellness Club – some serious, some funny, and sometimes, like this one, both. I don’t know who wrote this and so I cannot give proper credit to the author – but it left me not knowing whether to laugh or cry… The economy is so bad [...]
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From The Mouths Of Babes…
Written by Wellness Club on January 5, 2010 – 11:33 am -Each year at this time we wish each other a very healthy, happy and prosperous New Year and we express our hopes for a year filled with peace, brotherly love, and tolerance for our fellow men. Dr. Myatt, Nurse Mark, and everyone here at The Wellness Club extend those same wishes and hopes to all [...]
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