A few random thoughts on aging:

• Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
• The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
• Some people try to turn back their odometers.
  Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way.
  I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.
• When you feel dissatisfied and would like to return to the days of your youth, think of Algebra.
• You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
• One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it’s such a nice change from being young.
  Ah, being young is beautiful,
  But being old is comfortable.
• First you forget names, then you forget faces.
  Then you forget to pull up your zipper.
  It’s worse when you forget to pull it down.
• Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft.
  Today, it’s called golf

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