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The Importance of Religion and Spirituality in Healing

Spirituality and religious faith are important to many of our Wellness Club members, customers, and HealthBeat News readers.
Dr. Myatt has long recognized the importance of spirituality in healing and wellness, and in fact she has taught and lectured on this subject and has produced 2 very popular videos:
In The Body/Mind Connection Dr. Myatt explains the [...]

Hyper Somnolence: A Dangerous Condition In Our Modern, Busy World.

Hyper somnolence is an increasingly important medical condition, especially in today’s stress-filled world where some persons may be finding themselves deprived of normal sleep either as a result of hectic schedules or inappropriate sleeping conditions where too many external stimuli can prevent the normal transitioning from the wake cycle to the proper, restorative, and restful [...]

The Importance Of Careful Medical Charting

As most readers know, careful and complete chart notes are very important in documenting the care of a patient. Sometimes though practitioners get a little harried or busy, and things don’t always read the way they were intended. Here are some examples of those bloopers, for your enjoyment:Actual Medical Chart Notes
1. Patient has two teenage [...]

Nurse Marks Non-Aerobic Exercise Program

We all know that physical exercise is good for us. Like you, I know that I should exercise daily, but my body sometimes objects, so I have worked out this program of strenuous activities that do not require physical exertion. You are invited to use my program without charge. Here are the exercises I have [...]

HealthBeat Education: Medical Terminology Definitions

As you know, we at�The Wellness Club are dedicated to educating and thereby empowering our HealthBeat readers. Knowing that medical terminology is difficult and confusing to many laypersons, we are pleased to present the following list of definitions of medical terms.
Artery: The study of paintings.
Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.
Barium: What doctors do when patients die.
Benign: [...]

Dog Logic

Those who know us here at The Wellness Club know that we love our animals. There is much we can learn from our furry friends - see if these photos and quotations don’t make you smile… Check out our page of Dog Logic!

Important Scientific Discovery Announced!

As you know, Dr. Myatt and her research team strive to be constantly on the cutting edge of science, so that we can provide the very latest and most up-to-date information to our patients and readers. As a consequence we are pleased to share the following important scientific breakthrough with you:
A major research institution has [...]

Regarding The “Nude Firemen” Calendars:

Each year any number of photographers create nude and semi-nude images of firemen, usually in support of some charity or other. Most of these photos are tastefully done, some are truly works of art.
Posing for one of these projects is not easy - we salute these young people who are willing to “bare all” and [...]

The Peanuts Philosophy…

The following is the philosophy of Charles Schultz, the creator of the ‘Peanuts’ comic strip.

You don’t have to actually answer the questions, just read this straight through, and you’ll get the point.
1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world.
2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners.
3. Name the last five winners of the Miss [...]

Things That Make You Say Hmmm…

Some short but very interesting observations:
A car company can move its factories to Mexico and claim it’s a free market.
A toy company can out-source to a Chinese subcontractor and claim it’s a free market.
A shoe company can produce its shoes in south east Asia and claim it’s a free market.
A major bank can be incorporated [...]