A pilot had engine trouble and made a forced landing in a field.

As he walked around the plane to check out the problem, he heard a voice behind him say, “You have a clogged fuel line.”

Looking around, the pilot saw no one, except a cow.

Startled out of his wits, he ran across the field to the farmer’s house and pounded on the door. When the farmer appeared at the door, the out-of-breath pilot stammered to him that his cow had just talked — and had even tried to explain what was wrong with the airplane.

The farmer drawled, “Was it a brown cow?”

“Yes” said the pilot.

“Did it have a white patch on its forehead?” asked the farmer.

“Yes, yes, that’s the one.” the pilot exclaimed.

“OK, that’s Flossie” said the farmer, “Don’t pay no attention to her. She doesn’t know nothin’ about airplanes.”

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